BULL SHOOTING
I thought that this was too good not to share with my readers. Thanks to my friend Betty Schnurr in Louisville, KY for sharing this with me.
"Want coffee???"
"An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." The Indiana downs the coffee in one gulp, turns & blasts the buffalo with the shotgun causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
With that I shall disappear for the day. Bye, bye.
"Want coffee???"
"An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." The Indiana downs the coffee in one gulp, turns & blasts the buffalo with the shotgun causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
With that I shall disappear for the day. Bye, bye.
posted by dddonna @ 11/01/2006 11:59:00 AM
2 Comments:
At 12:41 AM,
JT Evans said…
Isn't it shoot the poor, shoot the veteran, shoot the breather of air, shoot the wage-earner, shoot the senior, shoot the gay, shoot the minority, shoot the sick?
At 11:45 AM,
Anonymous said…
I too am so sick of negative adds but that seems to be all there is this year. Our guys down here have even made the NATIONAL news!! Talk about free advertising. Anyway, loved the joke.
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